All rather inhuman and undernourished, isn’t it? Well, that, children, is the true sign of cracking up.

She sits on the sofa all day, watching TV and stuffing herself with cream buns.

The pure blood all descends from five collateral lines called Al-Khamsah (the Cinque).

The next step is ethical veganism. This is not veganism because it is good for your health (and it is good for your health) or because it protects the envirinment (and it does protect the environment), but from a state of compassion.