If you've ever had a sack race, you know it's a real knockout for kids and adults alike.

A thousandth of a million squid or two monkeys / Or a whole fifty scores

The problem with AG2 is that it's too citrus.

What character is so detestable as that of one who takes pleasure to sow dissention among friends, and to turn their most tender love into mortal hatred? Yet wherein does the atrocity of this so much abhorred injury consist? […] It is in depriving them of that friendship itself, in robbing them of each others affections […]