Euge! Heinrichi. O, the sublime bathos of thy prosaism — the muddy eddy of thy logic! Thou art the only man to understand a poet!

First, he said deliberately, whatever women see, they never think, imagine or conceive it save in terms of the stout, stiff-standing deities Ithyphallos and Penis Erectus. […]

The new evidence has broken this case open.

In þat yle dwelleth the Pope of hire lawe, þat þei clepen lobassy.