Younger voters are more libertarian in political philosophy than older voters and are credited with the success of libertarian governor Jesse Ventura of Minnesota

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Like Hamlet, he's got an 'eatupus complex', indulging in incestuous cunnilinguistics underneath the 'squirtscreen' of his octopus-ink; and he also eats too much, bulimically devouring and regurgitating other people's words[…]