Now that I think about it, I also tried the brewery’s East India Pale Ale, while hanging out at the apartment of my friend Michelle, who served as a groomsmaid at the big event, on the afternoon of the wedding.

US President Abraham Lincoln was called the Great Emancipator after issuing the Emancipation Proclamation in 1863.

Oh, no! The rug is on fire!

Then she pinched my arm and hissed, “If you make me late, I will stuff my mothertrucking pocket protector down your mothertrucking throat.”