A rope parts.  His hair parts in the middle.

It is an appropriate way to allow resolution of the dystocia, after clearing the airway and checking for a nuchal cord. The prevailing thinking is that the time window in which to resolve a shoulder dystocia before asphyxial insult (not injury) is about 4 minutes.

At the reception, Uncle Nick got drunk and told dirty jokes to the bridesmaids.

There must be something wrong with the hall clock. It is always fast.