What's on the card for tonight?

A certain something that is styleworthy, eyecatching, and brand-new to the average consumer.

Capulet: ... Speak not, reply not, do not answer me; / My fingers itch. Wife, we scarce thought us blest / That God had lent us but this only child; / But now I see this one is one too much, / And that we have a curse in having her: / Out on her, hilding!

”Perhaps,” she says, ”you have hypengyophobia, which is the fear of responsibility.”