I square danced for three hours last night.

Can't anyone take a nice warm and relaxing bubblebath without some assfuck ruining it?!

Prophet of o'er-population, your ingenious calculation, Causeth discombobulation only in the anxious mind

Did I read the fine print? Of course not. Do I wish I would have? Well, maybe. Who knows, potentially the fine print would have touched on issues like refunds for rude, late or inconsiderate dates.