I think you're bullshitting. Let’s just call your office and see if you even came in.

Students who forgo Midnight Yell and other traditional activities are dismissed as 2 percenters.

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[…]But alas the while! If Hercules and Lichas play at dice Which is the better man, the greater throw May turn by the fortune from the weaker hand: So is Alcides beaten by his page; And so may I, blind Fortune leading me, Miss that which one unworthier may attain, And die with grieving.