That shot was so bent it left the pitch.

For residents of this remote village on an ice-locked island off the tip of mainland Wisconsin, the gliding boatmobile, known here as a windsled, is a kind of school bus.

[…]two ſhepheards curres, had ſcryde A rauenous Wolfe amongſt the ſcattered flockes.

He explained that this was a variety of insect known as a walkingstick.