ordered some sky juice from a restaurant expecting some exotic shit. they gave me water. top tier memes from the malaysians

Like Christ, he comes as a physician (I am he bringing help fo the sick as they pant on their backs); and though he insists on visiting strong upright men as well, I find those visits as purely rhetorical as his questions to a too-self-satisfied reader: Have you outstript the rest? Are you the President? / It is a trifle.

If you've done all you can, and everyone still hit the sauce a little too hard, take their keys, call them a cab, offer them the couch, or give them a ride if you are sober

Come hither! come hither! my little daughter, / And do not tremble so; / For I can weather the roughest gale, That ever wind did blow.