I had been the mistress of fourteen turtles over a number of years, and I could boast having been bitten by, along with the standard animals, a horse, a swoose, and a camel.

You're not oathable, Altho' I know you'll swear Into strong shudders th' immortal gods

Eh butok lah! Which bastard paotoh to teacher that I carry handphone to school? Now kena confiscate!

Maintaining a high-fibre diet keeps you regular.