It's Wednesday, and the party was last Tuesday; that is, not yesterday, but eight days ago.

You make moving pictures. In jungles and places. That's me. And I've picked you for the lead in my next picture.

Gareth Southgate's side were on a mission to travel one step further than any England side has done since the 1966 World Cup final win against West Germany and they finally achieved the long-cherished goal as they came from behind to beat Denmark after extra time.

Jeanne Due's ingenuity has sent the most remarkable of hats, this being the now notorious tinfoil hat, pictured elsewhere. The strangest part about this weird creation, however, is the fact that it is not unbecoming, but quite wearable.