Born on the 4th of July.

Devo-sceptics outside the Assembly were furious when we changed the working title of the executive branch to Welsh Assembly Government. They thought we were assuming airs and graces. The letters poured in from the green ink brigade to the local evening newspapers – they had never accepted the referendum result anyway.

The cyclist fell from grace because of steroids and lies.

He said to me: Ed Hickey is a little spiffed this evening, or could I be mistaken?