You should act your age, not your shoe size!

Waited, got up, opened the door and saw the masseuse playing backgammon. Told him I was ready, didn't know what for. He waved me away, and I returned to the slab. By the time he came in, a mustached masseuse was sponging down a German woman on the opposite side of the marble; her husband sat on the perimeter watching (this was not a traditional hamam).

1. B. Lilly. Improvements in the construction of snap caps or nipple protectors for firearms. Dated May 12, 1863.

Well, I've found it useful to befriend other preds, rather than rebel against them.