Argentine priest Julio Grassi begins 15-year sentence over sexual abuse.

The wet-bulb temperatures in South Asia this spring have been called “unsurvivable.”

This sound familiar? If so, you were learning genyouine SNOBOL, which eventually inspired Griswold's less whacky (but more useful) Icon.

“You’re not conventional?” Isabel gravely asked. “I like the way you utter that word! No, I’m not conventional: I’m convention itself. You don’t understand that?”