Logan and Zoë had my number, obvs. But for once I wasn't sure that I wanted them to.

Ferguson was incensed as referee Martin Atkinson pointed to the spot - and United's sense of injustice deepened when Nemanja Vidic was sent off in stoppage time after receiving a second yellow card for a foul on Ramires, ruling the centre-back out of the visit to Liverpool on Sunday.

Surely such Divines, who in unimporting controversies extract the probablest opinions from all Professions, are best at ease in their minds

Gosh, I didn’t realize I’d cause so much trouble!