It is best to define the variables within the data division before writing the procedure division.

By him that me boughte, than quod Dysdayne, / I wonder sore he is in suche cenceyte.

Back in New Jersey, Christ, you should see Ocean City on Memorial Day. Fuckin' fur-pie everywhere. Wall-to-wall beavers. Two piece bikinis with little hairs stickin' out around the crotch.

Apron […] the diaphragm of an animal, the hingelike appendage of a crabshell; […]