Of course, if the Redskins draft you to play for them, then that's another story.

At last faire Heſperus in higheſt ſkie / Had ſpent his lãpe [i.e., lampe] and brought forth dawning light, / Then vp he roſe, and clad him haſtily; / The dwarfe him brought his ſteed: ſo both away do fly.

Though no ways anti-matrimonial, this faithful servitor was not particularly desirous of serving under a gynarchy, while on the other hand he was not destitute of feelings of gratitude for services rendered him by Miss Bud, which he endeavored to maintain consistently with fidelity to his master.

One would think that the average salegoer would prefer going home to his dinner, but not so with the stamp enthusiast — he or she would miss many meals, and sacrifice all sorts of valuable appointments, for a stamp auction.