Meantime the homekeeping wife-schoolteacher was learning the difference between the seven-toned Foochow dialect, the more nasal Hinghwa, and the still more intricate Hokkien.

Accordingly, they tend to send their gay children off to “conversion therapy” (involving techniques ranging from clitoridectomy to shame) and their pregnant children off to single-sex maternity homes (which are full of all sorts of oddly-titillating preggo-on-preggo action, according to the videos on a website I accidentally stumbled across several times).

According to local perceptions in all areas, tazo and tazomahery were not caused by mosquitos.

Dwight says, Oh, Dick, but you ought to order a French chop with parley vous sauce.