Conor is often described as the UK's answer to Justin Bieber, and with his Prince of Pop look and all of those damn Mayniacs, it's not hard to see why.

All Aboat the Best Cars in the Great White North, Eh?

There was a pathetic look of draggledness, of want of means and care, rust and overgrowth and faded paint.

Before the use of the compass was known it was impossible to vagitate athwart the Ocean.