Googly eyes are often added to this plant as a novelty. One look at it captures the imagination of every cactophile.

Doing that again will put your job in the toilet.

If I might be allowed to mention a young lady’s legs on any terms, I would observe of Miss Slowboy’s that there was a fatality about them which rendered them singularly liable to be grazed; and that she never effected the smallest ascent or descent without recording the circumstance upon them with a notch, as Robinson Crusoe marked the days upon his wooden calendar. But, as this might be considered ungenteel, I’ll think of it.

For quotations using this term, see Citations:gobaloon.