As other media did their usual cookie-cutter coverage, Redmond wrote of earthier matters: the late, great, 1,400-pound boar Spots Stallone and his massive hoo-hoos.

For many years past the whaleship has been the pioneer in ferreting out the remotest and least known parts of the earth. She has explored seas and archipelagoes which had no chart, where no Cook or Vancouver had ever sailed.

Yiota would not allow me to begin to discuss Yiannaras's Commentary with her until I had finished reading it. I was tempted to penelopize, to go back to the beginning and start again in order to postpone the moment of discussion.

Foliar application with splatter-gun.