Once or twice a week, Chris Wotton, an unemployed farm labourer who ran the coop, and some of the estate's older children, borrowed a van from Centerprise […]

During this same Xmas, he made a smart ass comment about how at 12, she's sexable....(can you imagine, coming from an Uncle)

Should the schwa [ago] and schwi [very] be represented with a unique phonogram?

Others were pert little minxes, and were amusingly condescending to their friends and relatives; but when it came to the feast all the innocent little airs and graces were left aside, and the saucy tapo enjoyed her pig and yams as naturally as the hungriest boy there.