...and as I was leaving it occurred to me. Hey, hey, Renee, quick question… Why is it that I can say the word ‘nigger’ with impunity but I can't say the word ‘faggot’? And she said, Because, David, you are not gay. I said, Well, Renee... I'm not a nigger either.

Cold silence has a tendency to atrophy any sense of compassion

I'd like to exchange this shirt for one in a larger size.

Look at Leo DiCaprio, who has gone from a blonde-curtained teen pin-up to a total dadbod over the years.