Idealized membranes, plates and bars are clearly inadequate and give way to the reality of tablas, gongs and zanzas.

Gee whiz, did [Scott Adams] use every single strategy we've mentioned, like a grifter Voltron: He combined semantics, diversion, and just batshit fantasy into an entire day of tweets.

Those people are not Africans. They don’t know a damned thing about Africa— with names like Shaniqua, Shaligua, Mohammed, and all that crap, and all of them are in jail.

Paul Hetherington, fundraising director for the charity Buglife, says artificial turf is far from an eco-friendly alternative to natural grass.