Gentlemen will leave their pocket flasks with the captain, and will limit themselves to two bunches of cigarettes each. Rubber neckers will be executed without trial. Glasses will be needed to protect the eyes from the dust, and you MUST Keep off the grass.

If I behold what inventions men have in comparting Musical intervals...

Beau joüeur, One that plays fair, and never frets at play.

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