...Your Bottle of Hungry Water to your Lady...

In the vocabulary of Madison Avenue, the man of discrimination is one who knows a fine set of luggage when he sees it.

Whan Luna, full of mutabylyte, / As Emperes the dyademe hath worne / Of our pole artyke ….

Blooded warrior Paul Ince, with his head bedecked in a bandage – if not quite possessing quite the amount of claret spilled by Terry Butcher in Stockholm in 1989 – enforcing order on a patch of green in Rome to help his country triumph in the face of adversity and clear a path to the World Cup finals of 1998.