Aww yeah, I got a new video game!

Rickety children are backward in teething, and when the teeth do appear, they decay very rapidly. The children are backward in walking and backward in talking and the soft-spot (fontanel) on the top of the head remains open months longer than it should.

“So, Dillinger,” snapped a detective, “off with the winter underwear and let’s have a lookatcha.”

I think I peed myself.