One would have expected something more perfected from a don—and a lecturer at McGill at that.

This's got to be the worst speech I've ever heard.

And any billionaire who's worried about losing that megapenny really ought to take up a hobby, like maybe horse riding.

There are three kinds of men, he [Girolamo Cardano] says—the divine, which neither deceive nor are deceived; the human, which deceive but are not deceived; and the belluine, which cannot deceive but are deceived. Men who deceive and are deceived belong to a compound sort; they are part human and part belluine.