Hamlet. The concernancy, sir? Why do we wrap the gentleman in our more rawer breath? Osric. Sir? Horatio. [aside to Hamlet] Is’t not possible to understand in another tongue? You will do’t, sir, really. Hamlet. What imports the nomination of this gentleman?

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My flight was going to Wu-han and Nan-ning and thence to Hanoi, which caused a certain interest; it is not every day that British passports go to North Vietnam. My immigration official was suitably inscrutable; he took the thing as no great drama (which it certainly was to me), rather did he appear to regard the trip as a quaint eccentricity.

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