A song on love the collective, fight selfishness, day-care centre at silk-weaving mill, Fo-shan, Kwangtung, South China

Head to the countryside, says Quickies, and have lots of sex in barns and stables that throb with Lawrentian promise.

Oh furrfu. Don't come that intuititive shite here, Peter. Nothing is completely intuitive, everything needs some learning.

He's so roided out it's ridiculous.