Sperm cells, even among taxonomically-related species, differ amazingly in response to cryoprotectant, cooling, freezing and the many osmotic stresses associated with the entire cryo-process.

[T]hey kin always do a mouth transplant on ya. Be a big improvement over the piehole you was born with.

I would I could see / this taborer! He lays it on.

Ye can't unspeak ane oath, or unstrike ane blow.