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1992 October 2, crispen (username), Barfalicious Tunes and Artists, in bit.listserv.allmusic, Usenet.

There are so many eligible fathers in bastarddom.

“You trying to help your buddy right out of here, Junior?” “No,” I said. “Sir.” “Then shut your pie-hole.”