She has a singular personality.

I am the carelessest Creature in the World, I have certainly the worst Memory of any Man living, are frequent Expressions in the Mouth of a Pretender of this sort.

Just then from the doorway, as fat as shotes, Came the cake-walk princes in their long red coats […]

I can't give you a raise now; if I did, this whole company would go bankrupt, and you wouldn't have a job at all. Now how do you like them apples?