Bike7125 raises a great point suggesting that cups could have been recommended optional equipment in school PE. I never got racked by a baseball or softball, but we did have a gym teacher, who insisted on a weekly session of a cruelty sport called bombardment. The idea was to throw basketballs at a line of guys, and try to hit them. (Guess where most gym bullys aimed!)

Jeff stumbled weavingly down the street, stinking of alcohol.

Give the scraps to the animals: any meat to the dogs, and the rest to the hogs.

Anyone who tries to cycle will learn the hard way that grazes are painful.