Five of our lads had just watched the riot police go into the Wellington and give the fash a kicking.

Mr. Hsieh is a self-professed scholar of “happiness” and, as part of his vision to create the world's most customercentric online company, aims to deliver “happiness in a box.”

That's right ... so even when life's a grind, the Thais keep smiling. They think the farang are a miserable lot who have to get drunk to enjoy themselves. Dutch, that's tight mate, I mean what's wrong with getting pissed. When you're not working, you gotta have a good time, said Darren.

Shrined are your offspring in a chrystal cradle, / Brighter than Helen's ere she yet had burst / Her shelly prison.