The early works of this painter are a complete study for lighthanded and beautiful execution; they look imitatively perfect, yet many instances are known of his extreme rapidity of execution.

[…] a winged seraph […] sipping aurorean dew, and extracting nectareous essences from aromatic flowers.

But anyone with that many large brown birds aroost in his cranium and that much gas in his bottom was clearly not a well person.

He says sometimes people even ask him for his autograph. But that's a bit much, even for Johnny Johnson.