Petunia’s off school today with a touch of the collywobbles.

For starters, you can't talk to black people like you're a redneck cowboy. We hate redneck cowboys.

Then sir, let me say, that Mineruas owle was proude, for perking vnder [h]ir golden target […]

We all lived in small communities, hunted, and foraged. We shat in the woods.