Poor Traddles, who had passed the stage of lying with his head upon the desk, and was relieving himself as usual with a burst of skeletons, said he didn’t care. Mr. Mell was ill-used. ‘Who has ill-used him, you girl?’ said Steerforth.

Plastics are energy-rich substances, which is why many of them burn so readily. Any organism that could unlock and use that energy would do well in the Anthropocene. Terrestrial bacteria and fungi which can manage this trick are already familiar to experts in the field. Dr Mincer and Dr Amaral-Zettler found evidence of them on their marine plastic, too.

they left on Sonnyʼs seventeenth birthday present — the Honda motorbike heʼd begged them to buy him

How many years have you been here? / […] / Before a dessicate sky left rivers of cracks / in the belly of your red earth?