I wouldn't want my sister to marry a Communist, and force me to maldigest my Sunday morning bagel arguing dialectics with a sectarian brother-in-law.

In the case of gibnut (Agouti paca), however, my memories are occupied predominately with my efforts to avoid eating this creature.

This, it must be stressed, is not to mark Arsenal out as potential Premier League winners or acclaim them as the finished product - there have been false dawns before, under both current manager Mikel Arteta and his predecessor Unai Emery.

LBJ scores six meaningless points in last forty-five seconds while Warriors keep a seven- to eleven-point lead.