The porter lifted the brass rod and admitted me at an hour when the train was not open to the general public, and with true porterly pride made the entire tour with me, and saw that I did not overlook any of the strong points.

[…] I, gentlemen and ladies, are a rale Scientificky! I ain’t none of your jack-legs.

Although I'm still pre-op, I have no qualms about utilizing my genitalia (I call my girldick “LuAnn” for no real reason) when me and my partner want to.

To me, this all seems sofa king stupid.