Francis Urquhart: Right. Mackenzie. Health. No chance of getting him into a demo at a hospital, I suppose? Tim Stamper: Doesn't go to hospitals any more. Kept getting beaten up by the nurses... I think he has trouble getting insured now.

Suppose, then, a whole family got sick with this flu, and no help around, and winter setting in solid and cold three weeks early?

Why then be merry; be merry, or I’le be Out of humour, and then who shall dance the Pavan With Ossorio?

My modest proposal is to construct a set of your own Brexshit bingo cards.