If you talk to any of our readers, they'll have a favorite entry in the police blotter, says Nick Ehli, who has been at the newspaper 14 years, seven as managing editor. Everyone who works at the Daily Chronicle has done their shift composing the police blotter at one time or another, since it's a task given to newbies.

(Here for once she even includes a word butchered of its wordness to make possible the dreadful rhyme “trois/wha.”)

It will only facilitate the acquirement of a sesquipedalian diction, having the polysyllabicism without the precision of Johnson.

a specimen of admirable special pleading in the court of eristic logic