Replace your outdoor porch lights with antibug lights, which have a special yellow coating...

I was about to say that I had known the Celebrity from the time he wore kilts. But I see I will have to amend that, because he was not a celebrity then, nor, indeed, did he achieve fame until some time after I left New York for the West.

My husband bought some guelder roses from an Albanian

These Wokists are no different than Bolshevik Marxists who wreaked havoc on Russia in 1917.