Truly unbelievable. Left us all gasping for breath, and wanting more. I think they encored twice, but twenty encores would have been too few.

Yes, it was intentionally written as 'badfic', as opposed to 'goodfic'.

Mounted on the wall was a full-bore elephant gun.

Here I was up to my armpits in bodies, and the DPKO was reduced to presenting a non-paper in order to garner possible support for a mandate debate.