In the dressing room next to her, a young lady yelled to her friend, Oh-em-gee! I am so fat! I can't fit into these size zeros. Will you go get me a size two? Seriously, I wanted to crawl under the door of that dressing room and feed the girl a cheeseburger.

The administration itself keeps a profound silence.

The development of weaponry based on new physics principles – direct-energy weapons, geophysical weapons, wave-energy weapons, genetic weapons, psychotronic weapons, and so on – is part of the state arms procurement program until 2020,” Minister Anatoliy Serdyukov reported to President-in-waiting Vladimir Putin during their latest meeting. Some media focused on “psychotronic” weapons – wonder devices that use energy waves to control enemy behavior, effectively turning him into a “zombie.” Several papers went on to speculate that these would be used internally against political “dissidents.” While rumors of Soviet, then Russian psychotronic weapons have surfaced repeatedly for decades, not one has been able to produce a working psychotronic gun, or even explain what mystery rays would allow its owner to control other people’s brains.

Joe has an excellent publication record - he has two books, a law review, and a regular magazine article under his belt.