The conditions they are living in are harsh but survivable.

[…] come all the daintieſt dainties of this toungue, and doe homage to your verticall ſtarre, that hath all the ſoveraine influences of the eloquent and learned conſtellations at a becke, and paradiſeth the earth with the ambroſiall dewes of his incomprehenſible witt!

Brenda lifted the top off a shoebox and dug beneath the tissue paper, unearthing a two-toned, turquoise-and-cream, high-heeled pump. This is one of my favorites, she said, balancing it in the palm of her hand. I love shoes that show toe cleavage. / Toe cleavage? / Brenda kicked off a leather sandal, slipped her foot into the pump, and pointed to the baseline of her toes peeking through. That's toe cleavage!

The cheezes are very quick and easy to make.