A mixed bag of sports-based news from Russia. First, manscaped president Vladimir Putin has released a set of high-camp photos of him working out on holibobs with his toy prime minister Dmitry Medvedev.

, Episode 12, The Cyclops: And our eyes are on Europe, says the citizen. We had our trade with Spain and the French and with the Flemings before those mongrels were pupped, Spanish ale in Galway, the winebark on the winedark waterway.

He lost control of the vehicle and ran into a tree.

And all this he [Pope Pius V] doth to enfeoff the pope with that fulness of power wherunto he entitleth Peter.