“Are you a Hijabi or a Hoejabi?” she wrote. “Hijabi: A Muslimah who is fully covered head to toe, as her Lord commanded. Hoejabi: A hybrid between a whore and a hijabi.”

‘We were getting a grand shot of a charging rhino when the cameraman got scared and bolted. The fathead!’

I once had a twirly get on my bus, well I have had several hundred actually but that's beside the point!

In particular, the vast majority of research to date has focused on the unpitched percussion instruments found in Western popular music […]